When we have a lot of families coming down for the Christmas holidays. . . It brings a lot of families and a lot of questions.
Some of our favorites:
Q: Where is the jacuzzi in the tree house?
A: The second tree to the left, near the wasp nest.
Q: Where do you keep the sloths and the monkeys?
A: Right next to the jacuzzi, in the towel cupboard.
Q: We want to go to the free and all-natural hot springs and have the "real" experience.
A: Technically, the free hot springs (a runoff of what they drain out of their pools) are on the property of a larger resort that now has security guards that run folks off. Additionally, said large resort was fined heavily for dumping sewage down said "free" hot springs. Towels optional, tetanus shot required.
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