With the summer holidays fast approaching, we are just about fully booked for June and July is even more booked.
The other day, someone called after getting an e-mail about the availability.
Guest: "I got an e-mail that said you have just one tree house open on July 14 for one night."
Me: "Indeed, that is correct."
Guest: "Can I stay on July 13?"
Me: "No, I'm sorry, but we are fully booked on July 13."
Guest: "Can I stay on July 15?"
Me: "No, unfortunately we are fully booked on that day as well. We have just one tree house open for one night on July 14."
Guest: "OK, can you accommodate us if we want to stay for three nights?"
Me: "I'm sorry, but . . .
Crack the egg, watch it sizzle. . .
Get the picture?
3 comments:
gotta do better than that, boss ... offer him july 14 and any two dates available in, say, december ... (that's 1+2=3 for those troubled by 2+2=4)
Maybe you should have let him write an essay instead.
if we had an sat test for folks, we wouldn't be booked at all, i'm afraid, even if the idgits typed all lower-case. . .
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