The folks arrived just a bit after dark. We told them that we would go over the trails with them in the morning, as there aren't any lights on the trails.
The largest fellow with the copious amount of chest hair breaking out from his T-shirt between his gold chains, started screaming: "No lights on the trails? What the hell do you have here? We aren't going to be safe here!!"
After assurances that all is good, the same fellow began to bellow about WiFi (not available here yet) and what kind of channels the TVs had in the tree houses. That didn't help his blood pressure, at all.
Then the kids (that's a loose term, they were all at least 15) then started crying about having to stay in a place with no TV or WiFi. . . .
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